Testosterone!!!!! The Expendables 2 - Debut Trailer

[Jared]

http://au.ign.com/videos/2011/12/16/the-expendables-2-trailer

Link;^

So what do you guys reckon could this be the level of awesome that the first movie should have been? Arnies Back! and Van Dam! & FREAKING CHUCK NORRIS! ........... but so Steven Seagal hmmm........oh and how come they took Chis Hemsworth over The Rock or Vin Diesel? Well maybe not Vin Diesel he's one of the worst actors I have seen and the Rocks not much better heh guess I answered my own question.

I bet that Chuck Norris will be Stallone's mentor in this sequel haha.

Now please commence the Chuck Norris jokes I'll go first.

When Chuck Norris does a push up he doesn't push up he push's the world down.

They say that beneath his beard is not a chin but another fist.

7 Billion people exist in the world today because Chuck Norris allows them to.

Anybody got any other Chucky jokes? Lol

 

[Alistair]

Some of the greatest names in action movies all put into one movie? Hek what can I say? Its may not have the best story line & and most unrealistic fighting scene but there is 100% chance of death, Guns, Bigger guns and even BIGGER GUNS! & can't forget the explosions! So yeah its going be one for me to watch but not in my top five.

Chuck Norris jokes? I only know Chuck Norris facts.

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris once kicked the Earth, it hasn't stopped spinning.